No Bitchin in my Kitchen

Pine planks with your stain color of choice. Each piece is made by hand and crafted so that every order is one-of-a-kind. Each board shows the natural knots, seams, splits, etc... to keep the rustic farmhouse authenticity alive. Slight variations in coloring are to be expected, as no two piceses of wood have the exact same graining.  As every piece of wood is different, each board will react differently to the stain, making you custom piece perfectly unique!

 

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

• Dimensions: 22" x 30"
• Stain & Polyurethane

 

NOTE:

Please note that these products are not intended to be used as a cutting board, they are not food grade safe, and should should be used for pure decoration.

 

CARE OF BOARD

To keep your noodle board in good shape, let oven and stove top cool completely before replacing it on the stove-top. Hot temperatures could cause the board to warp/crack etc. We can not be held responsible for any damage resulting from misuse of this product.

 

*** To clean your noodle board use a damp cloth to wipe away anything. Do not use abrasive products on ths board.

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations, for each sign are made to order, But rest assure you will love what you receive !

However, feel free to contact me if you have any questions, concerns, or a problem with your order.

All items are made to order. Orders are shipped within 5 - 7 business days after order is placed. All items are shipped through the United States Postal Service, from our shop in Pennsylvania. 

 

SPECIAL NOTES:

*** Please note that on rare occasion, some orders may be delayed by 1-2 days due to high volume sales during holiday seasons or high volume sales due to promotions. *Although this is very rare*, this may occur without notice. However, if you need your order shipped for delivery on a certain date, simply convo us after your order is placed.

*** If you choose Fedex Express Shipping at checkout, this is a 2 business day service. Be sure to allow time for us to custom print and process your order as well as 2 business days for transit. Fedex Express does not deliver on weekends so you cannot include Saturdays and Sundays as transit days for shipping.

*** Please kindly understand that we cannot be held liable for USPS, Fedex or UPS deliveries that are delayed due to unforeseen weather conditions, delays due to excessive holiday mail traffic that may lead to driver shortages or time constraints imposed on being able to deliver on time, etc. Particularly during holiday seasons, on occasion, deliveries may be delayed as mail couriers are struggling to keep up with the rise in holiday mail. Although very rare, it can happen on occasion, so we always suggest giving yourself a little wiggle room to allow for those rare hiccups to occur.

*** If you place your order with the wrong address or wrong item and then request that our staff changes the shipping address, item, color or size, we will make those changes to the best of our abilities. We cannot be held liable for address change requests made after purchasing that do not ship to the newly requested address(es). We also cannot be held liable for change requests made after purchasing that did not change after a request was made. It is the responsibility of the buyer to enter in all correct information during checkout to ensure that their orders arrive as they desire.

*** Any packages returned to us by USPS for an incomplete or incorrect address will be held until additional postage is paid for by the customer for reshipment of the order. This includes situations where our shipping carriers have deemed that the address provided is inaccurate.

*** Any Packages that are marked as delivered by USPS or FedEx are considered delivered and are out of our hands. Please contact your local office for information on how to file a claim on the package. It is imperative that our wonderful customers track each package that is sent out and make sure they notify us immediately of any issues.

*** We cannot be held responsible for standard or express packages that experience carrier delays from USPS, Fedex or UPS as this cannot be predicted or helped by our company. We also cannot be held responsible for packages that are stolen or lost after proof of delivery. We appreciate your understanding.